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The Great Movie Posters:

An AVALANCHE of KILLER WORMS!

        -- Squirm (1976)

Most Movies Live Less Than Two Hours.

This Is One of Everlasting Torment!

        -- The New House on the Left (1977)

WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOU!

        -- Zombie (1980)

It's not human and it's got an axe.

        -- The Prey (1981)

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The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April

1, 2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above

the ground directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps.  Members will grep

each other by the hand (after intro), yacc a lot, smoke filtered

chroots in pipes, chown with forks, use the wc (unless uuclean), fseek

nice zombie processes, strip, and sleep, but not, we hope, od.  Three

days will be devoted to discussion of the ramifications of whodo.  Two

seconds have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user-

friendly features of Unix.  Seminars include "Everything You Know is

Wrong", led by Tom Kempson, "Batman or Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis

"cc C?  Si!  Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and "Document Unix, Are You

Kidding?" led by Jan Yeats.  No Reader Service No. is necessary because

all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know everything we

could tell them.

        -- "Get GUMMed," Dr. Dobb's Journal, June '84

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I've seen people with new children before, they go from ultra happy to

looking like something out of a zombie film in about a week.

        -- Alan Cox about Linus after his 2nd daughter

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Z.O.I.D.: Zombie Optimized for Infiltration and Destruction

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Saying good-bye to them was like saying good-bye to some people who used to know me when I was a little kid. Like saying good-bye to zombies. Good-bye to a memory. Good-bye to dust. The real good-bye happened a long, long time ago.

Jo Knowles

    "Oh sure, this costume may look silly, but it lets me get in and out

of dangerous situations -- I work for a federal task force doing a survey on

urban crime.  Look, here's my ID, and here's a number you can call, that will

put you through to our central base in Atlanta.  Go ahead, call -- they'll

confirm who I am.

    "Unless, of course, the Astro-Zombies have destroyed it."

        -- Captain Freedom

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The Great Movie Posters:

POWERFUL! SHOCKING! RAW! ROUGH! CHALLENGING! SEE A LITTLE GIRL MOLESTED!

        -- Never Take Candy from a Stranger (1963)

She Sins in Mobile --

Marries in Houston --

Loses Her Baby in Dallas --

Leaves Her Husband in Tuscon --

MEETS HARRU IN SAN DIEGO!...

FIRST -- HARLOW!

THEN -- MONROE!

NOW -- McCLANAHAN!!!

        -- The Rotten Apple (1963), Rue McClanahan

*NOT FOR SISSIES! DON'T COME IF YOU'RE CHICKEN!

A Horrifying Movie of Wierd Beauties and Shocking Monsters...

1001 WIERDEST SCENES EVER!!  MOST SHOCKING THRILLER OF THE CENTURY!

        -- Teenage Psycho meets Bloody Mary (1964)  (Alternate Title:

           The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and

           Became Mixed Up Zombies)

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