If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
So many books, so little time.
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
"It says he made us all to be just like him. So if we're dumb, then god is dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on the side." -- Frank Zappa</p>
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. -- Frank Zappa</p>
"Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?" -- Frank Zappa, Feb 1, 1989
Kill Ugly Radio -- Frank Zappa</p>
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. -- Frank Zappa</p>
"Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom; Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love; Love is not music; Music is the best." -- Frank Zappa</p>
"In the fight between you and the world, back the world." -- Frank Zappa</p>
Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. -- Frank Zappa</p>
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Frank Zappa</p>