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Why I Can't Go Out With You:

I'd LOVE to, but...

    -- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.

    -- None of my socks match.

    -- I'm having all my plants neutered.

    -- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.

    -- My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

    -- I'm touring China with a wok band.

    -- My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.

    -- I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student

        named Basil Metabolism.

    -- There are important world issues that need worrying about.

    -- I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.

    -- I prefer to remain an enigma.

    -- I think you want the OTHER Peggy/Cathy/Mike/whomever.

        -- I feel a song coming on.

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Is this the line for the latest whimsical YUGOSLAVIAN drama which also

makes you want to CRY and reconsider the VIETNAM WAR?

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