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She’s got so many azalea bushes, her yard’s going to look like Gone With the Wind come spring. I don’t like azaleas and I sure didn’t like that movie, the way they made slavery look like a big happy tea party. If I’d played Mammy, I’d of told Scarlett to stick those green draperies up her white little pooper. Make her own damn man-catching dress.

Kathryn Stockett

For her own breakfast she 'll project a scheme, Nor take her tea without a stratagem.

EDWARD YOUNG. 1684-1765.     _Love of Fame. Satire vi. Line 190._

Wages? You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that! Of course not. What is it that makes wage slaves? Wages! I want you to be free. Strike off your chains! Strike up the band! Strike three you’re out! Remember, there’s nothing like Liberty, except Colliers and The Saturday Evening Post . Be free, now and forever. One and individual. One for all and all for me, and tea for two and six for a quarter…. [Movie, Coconuts , 1925.]

Marx, Groucho.

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?

Julie Kagawa

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Abraham Lincoln

It's all very well having these emotional moments, but eventually after two cups of tea, someone has to go to the bathroom.

Jodi Taylor

In America you can get tea, and coffee, and meat every day. But the only true America is that country where you are at liberty to pursue such a mode of life as may enable you to do without these.

_Thoreau._

The fiending for a state of stasis, for the safety of childhood and the nostalgia of the madeleine in the tea or an eternal library is not too far removed from the desire for death. The idealizing of the past is a kind of death.

John Thomas Allen

Years later, when Idi Amin said and did outrageous things, I understood that his motivation was to rattle the good people of Greenwich mean time, have them raise their heads from their tea and scones, and say, Oh yes. Africa. For a fleeting moment they'd have the same awareness of us that we had of them.

Abraham Verghese

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.

C.S. Lewis

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?--how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

SYDNEY SMITH. 1769-1845.     _Recipe for Salad. P. 383._

There have been many times you have been drinking tea and didn't know it, because you were absorbed in worries . . . . If you don't know how to drink your tea in mindfulness and concentration, you are not really drinking tea. You are drinking your sorrow, your fear, your anger—and happiness is not possible.

Mary Paterson

From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.

J.K. Rowling

Dicky was intelligent but he ended up selling tea because he was socially retarded.

Johnny B. Truant

In Buddhism, when you have a problem, YOU have a problem. It's yours. When you get over the tantrum you inevitably throw about the injustice of this, it's actually quite nice. If YOU have the problem, you also have the ability to solve it.

Michelle Tea

A congeries of motives prevents us from blowing up our spinning mills and reviving the distaff. Gandhi had a try at this sort of revolution: he was as simple-minded as a child trying to empty the sea on to the sand with the aid of a tea-cup.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

_Fielding._

Here thou, great Anna! whom three realms obey, Dost sometimes counsel take--and sometimes tea.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _The Rape of the Lock. Canto iii. Line 7._

Many estates are spent in the getting, / Since women, for tea, forsook spinning and knitting, / And men, for their punch, forsook hewing and splitting.

Proverb.

Best of all he liked to sleep. Sleeping was a very important activity for him. He liked to sleep for longish periods, great swathes of time. Merely sleeping overnight was not taking the business seriously. He enjoyed a good night's sleep and wouldn't miss one for the world, but found it as anything halfway near enough. He liked to be asleep by half-past eleven in the morning if possible, and if that should come directly after a nice leisurely lie-in then so much the better. A little light breakfast and a quick trip to the bathroom while fresh linen was applied to his bed is really all the activity he liked to undertake, and he took care that it didn't janate the sleepiness out of him and disturb his afternoon of napping. Sometimes he was able to spend an entire week asleep, and this he regarded as a good snooze. He had also slept through the whole of 1986 and hadn't missed it.

Douglas Adams, The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

You're a painter. You're a baker. You like to sleep with the windows open. You never take sugar in your tea. And you always double-knot your shoelaces.

Suzanne Collins

And keeps the palace of the soul.

EDMUND WALLER. 1605-1687.     _Of Tea._

Wanna tell you all a story 'bout a man named Jed,

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

But then one day he was shootin' at some food,

When up through the ground come a bubblin' crude -- oil, that is;

    black gold; 'Texas tea' ...

Well the next thing ya know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, 'Jed, move away from there!'

They said, 'Californy is the place ya oughta be',

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly -- Hills, that is;

    swimmin' pools; movie stars.

Fortune Cookie

I want you to organize my PASTRY trays ... my TEA-TINS are gleaming in

formation like a ROW of DRUM MAJORETTES -- please don't be FURIOUS with me --

Fortune Cookie

I'm glad I was not born before tea.

        -- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)

Fortune Cookie

Put cats in the coffee and mice in the tea!

Fortune Cookie

<knghtbrd> If charging someone for violation of US crypto laws would get

           you laughed out of court, just "investigate" them on hte charge

           of TREASON!

<knghtbrd> Tea, anyone?

<Espy> I'd rather drown politicians instead of tea :)

<stu> espy: politicians have gills, duh

<Espy> weasels don't have gills

Fortune Cookie

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's

chance to kiss the tea-girl.  It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the

Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone

who has seen the Managing Director face on).

        -- Katherine Whitehorn, "Roundabout"

Fortune Cookie

EARL GREY PROFILES

NAME:        Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard

OCCUPATION:    Starship Big Cheese

AGE:        94

BIRTHPLACE:    Paris, Terra Sector

EYES:        Grey

SKIN:        Tanned

HAIR:        Not much

LAST MAGAZINE READ:

        Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly

>TEA:        Earl Grey.  Hot.

EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.

Fortune Cookie

The Great Movie Posters:

*A Giggle Gurgling Gulp of Glee*

With Pretty Girls, Peppy Scenes, and Gorgeous Revues -- plus a good story.

        -- Tea with a Kick (1924)

Whoopie!  Let's go!... Hand-picked Beauties doing cute tricks!

GET IN THE KNOW FOR THE HEY-HEY WHOOPIE!

        -- The Wild Party (1929)

YOU HEAR HIM MAKE LOVE!

DIX -- the dashing soldier!

    DIX -- the bold adventurer!

        DIX -- the throbbing lover!

        -- The Wheel of Life (1929)

SEE CHARLES BUTTERWORTH DRIVE A STREETCAR AND SING LOVE

SONGS TO HIS MARE "MITZIE"!

        -- The Night is Young (1934)

Fortune Cookie

We're happy little Vegemites,

    As bright as bright can be.

We all all enjoy our Vegemite

    For breakfast, lunch and tea.

Fortune Cookie

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,

I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay,

The words were torn and tattered,

From the storm the night before,

The wind and rain had done its work and this is how it goes,

Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, chew Wrigleys Spearmint beer,

Ken-L-Ration dog food makes your complexion clear,

Simonize your baby in a Hershey candy bar,

And Texaco's a beauty cream that's used by every star.

Take your next vacation in a brand new Frigedaire,

Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear,

Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three,

And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea.

Fortune Cookie

The men sat sipping their tea in silence.  After a while the klutz said,

    "Life is like a bowl of sour cream."

    "Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other.  "Why?"

    "How should I know?  What am I, a philosopher?"

Fortune Cookie

Astrology is the sheerest hokum.  This pseudoscience has been around since

the day of the Chaldeans and Babylonians.  It is as phony as numerology,

phrenology, palmistry, alchemy, the reading of tea leaves, and the practice

of divination by the entrails of a goat.  No serious person will buy the

notion that our lives are influenced individually by the movement of

distant planets.  This is the sawdust blarney of the carnival midway.

        -- James J. Kilpatrick, Universal Press Syndicate

Fortune Cookie

Waiter:    "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"

    (Waiter exits, returns)

Waiter: "Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?"

Fortune Cookie

A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.

Fortune Cookie

Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations

    Various signs in Poland:

        Right turn toward immediate outside.

        Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons.

        Five o'clock tea at all hours.

    In a men's washroom in Sidney:

        Shake excess water from hands, push button to start,

        rub hands rapidly under air outlet and wipe hands

        on front of shirt.

        -- Colin Bowles, San Francisco Chronicle

Fortune Cookie

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Fortune Cookie

1/2 oz. gin

1/2 oz. vodka

1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)

3/4 oz. tequilla

1/2 oz. triple sec

1/2 oz. orange juice

3/4 oz. sour mix

1/2 oz. cola

shake with ice and strain into frosted glass.

        Long Island Iced Tea</p>

Fortune Cookie

Come forth into the light of things, Let Nature be your teacher.

WILLIAM WORDSWORTH. 1770-1850.     _The Tables Turned._

He can not err who is constantly with the visible Head which Jesus Christ has left to His Church, as its foundation, rule, teacher, and defender of the Faith.--ST. ALPHONSUS.

Various     Thoughts and Counsels of the Saints for Every Day of the Year

"Experience is the best teacher," only the school-fees are heavy.

_Hegel._ (?)

"True: yet I should scarcely fancy Mr. Rochester would entertain an idea of the sort. But you eat nothing: you have scarcely tasted since you began tea."

Charlotte Bronte     Jane Eyre

But let me entreat you to remember my last words. Addressing myself to you, as teachers, I would say, mere book learning in physical science is a sham and a delusion--what you teach, unless you wish to be impostors, that you must first know; and real knowledge in science means personal acquaintance with the facts, be they few or many.

T. H. Huxley     Aphorisms and Reflections from the Works of T. H. Huxley

Das Leben lehrt uns, weniger mit uns / Und andern strenge sein=--Life teaches us to be less severe both with ourselves and others.

_Goethe._

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Ernest Hemingway

Love cries victory when the tears of a woman become the sole defense of her virtue.--_La Fontaine._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

And lovelier things have mercy shown To every failing but their own; And every woe a tear can claim, Except an erring sister's shame.

LORD BYRON 1788-1824.     _The Giaour. Line 418._

>Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart.

José N. Harris

L'amour apprend aux anes a danser=--Love teaches even asses to dance.

_Fr. Pr._

The tear of joy is a pearl of the first water; the mourning tear, only of the second.

_Jean Paul._

The tear that is wiped with a little address may be followed, perhaps, by a smile.--_Cowper._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

If miracles were wrought in bygone years, Why not to-day, why not to-day, O seers? This Leprous Age most needs a healing hand, Oh, why not heed his cries, and dry his tears?"

John Wortabet     Arabian Wisdom

Do you want a collection of brilliant minds or a brilliant collection of minds? R. Meredith Belbin

On Teamwork

Law teaches us to know when we commit injury and when we suffer it.

_Johnson._

It was not till the afternoon, when he had joined them at tea, that Elizabeth ventured to introduce the subject; and then, on her briefly expressing her sorrow for what he must have endured, he replied, "Say nothing of that. Who should suffer but myself? It has been my own doing, and I ought to feel it."

Jane Austen     Pride and Prejudice

"Please come to tea. The prince will be out in a moment," came the maid's voice at the door.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

Sun-swept beaches with a light wind blowing From the immense blue circle of the sea, And the soft thunder where long waves whiten — These were the same for Sappho as for me. Two thousand years — much has gone by forever, Change takes the gods and ships and speech of men — But here on the beaches that time passes over The heart aches now as then.

Sara Teasdale

The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, 'It was the BEST butter, you know.'

Lewis Carroll     Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Oft in the stilly night, Ere slumber's chain has bound me, Fond memory brings the light Of other days around me; The smiles, the tears, Of boyhood's years, The words of love then spoken; The eyes that shone Now dimmed and gone, The cheerful hearts now broken.

THOMAS MOORE. 1779-1852.     _Oft in the Stilly Night._

The empire of woman is an empire of softness, of address, of complacency. Her commands are caresses, her menaces are tears.

_Rousseau._

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

Woody Allen

The object of lectures is, in the first place, to awaken the attention and excite the enthusiasm of the student; and this, I am sure, may be effected to a far greater extent by the oral discourse and by the personal influence of a respected teacher than in any other way. Secondly, lectures have the double use of guiding the student to the salient points of a subject, and at the same time forcing him to attend to the whole of it, and not merely to that part which takes his fancy. And lastly, lectures afford the student the opportunity of seeking explanations of those difficulties which will, and indeed ought to, arise in the course of his studies.

T. H. Huxley     Aphorisms and Reflections from the Works of T. H. Huxley

Fruit-bearing without Christ is not an improbability, but an impossibility. As well expect the natural fruit to flourish without air and heat, without soil and sunshine. How thoroughly also Paul grasped this truth is apparent from a hundred pregnant passages in which he echoes his Master's teaching. To him life was hid with Christ in God. And that he embraced this, not as a theory but as an experimental truth, we gather from his constant confession, "When I am weak, then am I strong." Natural Law, p. 271.

Henry Drummond     Beautiful Thoughts

The best teamwork comes from men who are working independently toward one goal in unison. James Cash Penney

On Teamwork

"Would you like some tea? I'll order some," she said, after a minute or two of silence.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky     The Idiot

Sky is the part of creation in which Nature has done more for the sake of pleasing man, more for the sole and evident purpose of talking to him and teaching him, than in any other of her works, and it is just the part in which we least attend to her.

_Ruskin._

With a smile on her lips and a tear in her eye.

SIR WALTER SCOTT. 1771-1832.     _Marmion. Canto v. Stanza 12._

We puzzle as to whether the universe is bounded or extends forever; whether, indeed, it may only be one universe among many. We speculate as to whether our universe began in a vast explosion, whether it pulsates between utter compression and wide diffusion, whether it is self-renewing and thus unchanged forever. And we are humble. But science teaches more than this. It continually reminds us that we are still ignorant and there is much to learn. Time and space are interconnected in strange ways; there is no absolute simultaneity.

Vannevar Bush

Nearly an hour passed thus, and when tea was over the visitors seemed to think that it was time to go. As they went out, the doctor and the old gentleman bade Muishkin a warm farewell, and all the rest took their leave with hearty protestations of good-will, dropping remarks to the effect that "it was no use worrying," and that "perhaps all would turn out for the best," and so on. Some of the younger intruders would have asked for champagne, but they were checked by the older ones. When all had departed, Keller leaned over to Lebedeff, and said:

Fyodor Dostoyevsky     The Idiot

Our best efforts at changing society will fall short unless the church can teach the world how to love.

Philip Yancey

I went. I found it a large, handsome residence, showing abundant evidences of wealth in the proprietor. Rosamond was full of glee and pleasure all the time I stayed. Her father was affable; and when he entered into conversation with me after tea, he expressed in strong terms his approbation of what I had done in Morton school, and said he only feared, from what he saw and heard, I was too good for the place, and would soon quit it for one more suitable.

Charlotte Bronte     Jane Eyre

What are the outward details of a life, if the inner secret of it, the remorse, temptations, true, often-baffled, never-ended struggle of it, be forgotten? Details by themselves will never teach us what it is.

_Carlyle._

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love.

_Washington Irving._

She finished her game of patience and only then examined the presents. They consisted of a box for cards, of splendid workmanship, a bright- blue Sevres tea cup with shepherdesses depicted on it and with a lid, and a gold snuffbox with the count's portrait on the lid which Pierre had had done by a miniaturist in Petersburg. The countess had long wished for such a box, but as she did not want to cry just then she glanced indifferently at the portrait and gave her attention chiefly to the box for cards.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

'At any rate I'll never go THERE again!' said Alice as she picked her way through the wood. 'It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!'

Lewis Carroll     Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Man! / Thou pendulum betwixt a smile and a tear.

_Byron._

Prayer is the burden of a sigh, The falling of a tear, The upward glancing of an eye When none but God is near.

JAMES MONTGOMERY. 1771-1854.     _What is Prayer?_

The sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy, or too impatient... Patience, patience, patience, is what the sea teaches. Patience and faith. One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach — waiting for a gift from the sea.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh (born 22 June 1906

Put every great teacher together in a room, and they'd agree about everything, put their disciples in there and they'd argue about everything.

Bruce Lee

She gave me eyes, she gave me ears; And humble cares, and delicate fears; A heart, the fountain of sweet tears; And love and thought and joy.

WILLIAM WORDSWORTH. 1770-1850.     _The Sparrow's Nest._

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.

Robert Frost

The weak sinews become strong by their conflict with difficulties. Hope is born in the long night of watching and tears. Faith visits us in defeat and disappointment, amid the consciousness of earthly frailty and the crumbling tombstones of mortality.--_Chapin._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

"As I was praying God with all my heart, and confessing my sin and the sin of all my people, and prostrating myself before God, even Gabriel, whom I had seen in the vision at the beginning, came to me and touched me about the time of the evening oblation, and he informed me and said, O Daniel, I am now come forth to teach thee that thou mightest understand. At the beginning of thy prayer I came to show thee that which thou didst desire, for thou art greatly beloved: therefore understand the matter and consider the vision. Seventy weeks are determined upon thy people, and upon thy holy city, to finish the transgression, and to make an end of sins, and to abolish iniquity and to bring in everlasting righteousness; to accomplish the vision and the prophecies, and to anoint the Most Holy.

Blaise Pascal     The Thoughts of Blaise Pascal

Inspiration is not the exclusive privilege of poets or artists. There is, there has been, there will always be a certain group of people whom inspiration visits. It's made up of all those who've consciously chosen their calling and do their job with love and imagination. It may include doctors, teachers, gardeners — I could list a hundred more professions. Their work becomes one continuous adventure as long as they manage to keep discovering new challenges in it. Difficulties and setbacks never quell their curiosity. A swarm of new questions emerges from every problem that they solve. Whatever inspiration is, it's born from a continuous "I don't know."

Wisława Szymborska

"I confess," said he, "that I should not have been at all surprised by her ladyship's asking us on Sunday to drink tea and spend the evening at Rosings. I rather expected, from my knowledge of her affability, that it would happen. But who could have foreseen such an attention as this? Who could have imagined that we should receive an invitation to dine there (an invitation, moreover, including the whole party) so immediately after your arrival!"

Jane Austen     Pride and Prejudice

St. John arrived first. I had entreated him to keep quite clear of the house till everything was arranged: and, indeed, the bare idea of the commotion, at once sordid and trivial, going on within its walls sufficed to scare him to estrangement. He found me in the kitchen, watching the progress of certain cakes for tea, then baking. Approaching the hearth, he asked, "If I was at last satisfied with housemaid's work?" I answered by inviting him to accompany me on a general inspection of the result of my labours. With some difficulty, I got him to make the tour of the house. He just looked in at the doors I opened; and when he had wandered upstairs and downstairs, he said I must have gone through a great deal of fatigue and trouble to have effected such considerable changes in so short a time: but not a syllable did he utter indicating pleasure in the improved aspect of his abode.

Charlotte Bronte     Jane Eyre

Mollissima corda / Humano generi dare se natura fatetur, / Qu? lachrymas dedit: h?c nostri pars optima sensus=--Nature confesses that she gives the tenderest of hearts to the human race when she gave them tears. This is the best part of our sensations.

Juvenal.

Never offer to teach fish to swim.

Proverb.

Universal primeval revelation is only another name for natural religion, and it rests on no authority but the speculations of philosophers. The same class of philosophers, considering that language was too wonderful an achievement for the human mind, insisted on the necessity of admitting a universal primeval language, revealed directly by God to men, or rather to mute beings: while the more thoughtful and more reverent of the Fathers of the Church, and among the founders of modern philosophy also, pointed out that it was more consonant with the general working of an all-wise and all-powerful Creator that He should have endowed human nature with the essential conditions of speech, instead of presenting mute beings with grammars and dictionaries ready-made. The same applies to religion. A universal primeval religion revealed direct by God to man, or rather to a crowd of atheists, may, to our human wisdom, seem the best solution of all difficulties; but a higher wisdom speaks to us out of the realities of history, and teaches us, if we will but learn, that 'we have all to seek the Lord, if haply we may feel after Him, and find Him, though He is not far from every one of us.'

Friedrich Max Müller     Thoughts on Life and Religion

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