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The speed of communications is wondrous to behold. It is also true that speed can multiply the distribution of information that we know to be untrue.

Edward R. Murrow (born 25 April 1908

The even-flow of constant cheerfulness strengthens; while great excitements, driving us with fierce speed, both wreck the ship and end often in explosions.

_Ward Beecher._

I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.

William Shakespeare

Despair takes heart when there's no hope to speed; / The coward then takes arms and does the deed.

_Herrick._

Ventre a terre--At full speed; with all one's might.

French.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Unknown

Hasty resolutions seldom speed well.

Proverb.

Of hasty counsel take good heed, for very rarely haste is speed.

_Dut. Pr._

Haste and rashness are storms and tempests, breaking and wrecking business; but nimbleness is a full, fair wind, blowing it with speed to the haven.

_Fuller._

"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure

Unknown

>Speed the soft intercourse from soul to soul, And waft a sigh from Indus to the Pole.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _Eloisa to Abelard. Line 57._

Good take heed / Doth surely speed.

Proverb.

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies.

David Nichols

The future is travelling furiously toward you at incredible speed and will beat you to your destination to surprise you by its resemblance to what you have already seen.

Andrew Durbin

The nature of man may be considered in two ways, one according to its end, and then it is great and incomparable; the other according to popular opinion, as we judge of the nature of a horse or a dog, by popular opinion which discerns in it the power of speed, _et animum arcendi_; and then man is abject and vile. These are the two ways which make us judge of it so differently and which cause such disputes among philosophers.

Blaise Pascal     The Thoughts of Blaise Pascal

Full little knowest thou that hast not tride, What hell it is in suing long to bide: To loose good dayes, that might be better spent; To wast long nights in pensive discontent; To speed to-day, to be put back to-morrow; To feed on hope, to pine with feare and sorrow. To fret thy soule with crosses and with cares; To eate thy heart through comfortlesse dispaires; To fawne, to crowche, to waite, to ride, to ronne, To spend, to give, to want, to be undonne. Unhappie wight, borne to desastrous end, That doth his life in so long tendance spend!

EDMUND SPENSER. 1553-1599.     _Mother Hubberds Tale. Line 895._

We know definitely that sight is infinitely swift and in an instant of time perceives countless shapes, nevertheless it only sees one object at a time. Let us take an example. You, O reader, will see the whole of this written page at a glance, and you will instantly realize that it is full of various letters, but you will not realize at that moment what these letters are nor what they signify; wherefore you will have to proceed word by word and line by line to take cognizance of these letters. Again, if you wish to reach the summit of a building you must mount step by step, {170} otherwise it will be impossible for you to reach the summit. And therefore I say to you whom nature has drawn to this art, if you wish to attain to a thorough knowledge of the forms of objects, you will begin by studying the details, and not proceed to the second until you have committed the first to memory and mastered it in practice, and if you do otherwise you will be wasting your time and protracting your studies. And remember first of all to acquire diligence, which signifies speed.

Leonardo da Vinci     Thoughts on Art and Life

La bride sur le cou=--With loose reins; at full speed.

French.

For ease and speed in doing a thing do not give the work lasting solidity or exactness of beauty.

PLUTARCH. 46(?)-120(?) A. D.     _Life of Pericles._

Where there is a mother in the home, matters speed well.

_A. B. Alcott._

In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.

Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator (born 16 April 1889

For I, who hold sage Homer's rule the best, Welcome the coming, speed the going guest.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _Satires, Epistles, and Odes of Horace. Satire ii. Book ii. Line 159._

Hoist up the sail while gale doth last--/ Tide and wind wait no man's pleasure! / Seek not time when time is past--/ Sober speed is wisdom's leisure!

_Southwell._

Back to thy punishment, False fugitive, and to thy speed add wings.

JOHN MILTON. 1608-1674.     _Paradise Lost. Book ii. Line 699._

The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise

measurement of the speed of blight.

Cet homme va a bride abattue=--That man goes at full speed (

_lit._ with loose reins). _Fr. Pr._

Men and communities in this world are often in the position of Arctic explorers, who are making great speed in a given direction, while the ice-floe beneath them is making greater speed in the opposite.

_John Burroughs._

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Douglas Adams

Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...

Unknown

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Woody Allen

How fleet is a glance of the mind! Compared with the speed of its flight The tempest itself lags behind, And the swift-winged, arrows of light.

WILLIAM COWPER. 1731-1800.     _Verses supposed to be written by Alexander Selkirk._

>Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier    = 1 Machturtle

Unknown

The more haste ever the worst speed.--_Churchill._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

Be wise with speed; / A fool at forty is a fool indeed.

_Young._

The more haste, the worse speed.

Proverb.

"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it."

Alex Schure

"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed."

Robin, The Boy Wonder

If it be aught toward the general good, / Set honour in one eye, and death i' the other, / And I will look on both indifferently; / For, let the gods so speed me, as I love / The name of honour more than I fear death.

_Jul. C?s._, i. 2.

True friendship's laws are by this rule exprest,-- Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _The Odyssey of Homer. Book xv. Line 83._

The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it.

Edward R. Murrow

When Planck introduced his quantum of action at the turn of the 20th century, he realized that this allowed for a new set of natural units. For example, the Planck time is the square root of Planck’s constant times the gravitational constant divided by the fifth power of the speed of light. It is the smallest unit of time anyone talks about, but is it a “time”? The problem is that these constants are just that. They are the same to a resting observer as to a moving one. But the time is not. I posed this as a “divinette” to my “coven,” and Freeman Dyson came up with a beautiful answer. He tried to construct a clock that would measure it. Using the quantum uncertainties, he showed that it would be consumed by a black hole of its own making. No measurement is possible. The Planck time ain’t a time—or it may be beyond time.

John Brockman

Thousands at his bidding speed, And post o'er land and ocean without rest; They also serve who only stand and wait.

JOHN MILTON. 1608-1674.     _On his Blindness._

Just as we cannot stop the movement of the heavens, revolving as they do with such speed, so we cannot restrain our thought. And then we send all the faculties of the soul after it, thinking we are lost, and have misused the time that we are spending in the presence of God. Yet the soul may perhaps be wholly united with Him in the Mansions very near His presence, while thought remains in the outskirts of the castle, suffering the assaults of a thousand wild and venomous creatures and from this suffering winning merit. So this must not upset us, and we must not abandon the struggle, as the devil tries to make us do. Most of these trials and times of unrest come from the fact that we do not understand ourselves.

Teresa of Avila

Painting manifests its essence to thee in an instant of time,--its essence by the visual faculty, the very means by which the perception apprehends natural objects, and in the same duration of time,--and in this space of time the sense-satisfying harmony of the proportion of the parts composing the whole is formed. And poetry apprehends the same things, but by a sense inferior to that of the eyesight, which bears the images of the objects named to the perception with greater confusion and less speed. Not in such wise acts the eye (the true intermediary between the object and the perception), for it immediately communicates the true semblance and image of what is represented before it with the greatest accuracy; whence that proportion arises called harmony, which with sweet concord delights the sense in the same way as the harmony of diverse voices delights the ear; and this harmony is less worthy than that which delights the eye, because for every part of it that is born a part dies, and it dies as fast as it is born. This {74} cannot occur in the case of the eye; because if thou presentest a beautiful living mortal to the eye, composed of a harmony of fair limbs, its beauty is not so transient nor so quickly destroyed as that of music; on the contrary it has permanent duration, and allows thee to behold and consider it; and it is not reborn as in the case of music which is played many times over, nor will it weary thee: on the contrary, thou becomest enamoured with it, and the result it produces is that all the senses, together with the eye, would wish to possess it, and it seems that they would wish to compete with the eye: it appears that the mouth desires it for itself, if the mouth can be considered as a sense; the ear takes pleasure in hearing its beauty; the sense of touch would like to penetrate into all its pores; the nose also would like to receive the air it exhales.

Leonardo da Vinci     Thoughts on Art and Life

The speed of anything depends on the flow of everything.

Unknown

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?

Chuck Palahniuk

~Talent.~--It is adverse to talent to be consorted and trained up with inferior minds or inferior companions, however high they may rank. The foal of the racer neither finds out his speed, nor calls out his powers, if pastured out with the common herd that are destined for the collar and the yoke.--_Colton._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

The Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed.

Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia

"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at

speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)."

Be wise with speed; A fool at forty is a fool indeed.

EDWARD YOUNG. 1684-1765.     _Love of Fame. Satire ii. Line 282._

Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were

driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.  They screamed down the

mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by

luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged

rocks.  They all got out of the car:

        The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."

        The systems analyst said, "No, no, I think we should take it

into town and have a specialist look at it."

        The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back

in and see if it does it again."

Fortune Cookie

A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical question:

If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save

a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning

photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?

        -- Paul Harvey

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The rate at which a disease spreads through a corn field is a precise

measurement of the speed of blight.

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"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex."

(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)

        -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)

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Review Questions

(1) If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts out in his spaceship at 20 KPH,

    and his speed doubles every 3.2 seconds, how long will it be before

    he exceeds the speed of light?  How long will it be before the

    Galactic Patrol picks up the pieces of his spaceship?

(2) If Roger Rowdy wrecks his car every week, and each week he breaks

    twice as many bones as before, how long will it be before he breaks

    every bone in his body?  How long will it be before they cut off

    his insurance?  Where does he get a new car every week?

(3) If Johnson drinks one beer the first hour (slow start), four beers

    the next hour, nine beers the next, etc., and stacks the cans in a

    pyramid, how soon will Johnson's pyramid be larger than King

    Tut's?  When will it fall on him?  Will he notice?

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"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it." -- Alex Schure

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"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it."

        -- Alex Schure

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IV. The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or

    equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to

    spiral down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.

    Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to capture it

    inevitably unsuccessful.

 V. All principles of gravity are negated by fear.

    Psychic forces are sufficient in most bodies for a shock to propel

    them directly away from the earth's surface.  A spooky noise or an

    adversary's signature sound will induce motion upward, usually to

    the cradle of a chandelier, a treetop, or the crest of a flagpole.

    The feet of a character who is running or the wheels of a speeding

    auto need never touch the ground, especially when in flight.

VI. As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.

    This is particularly true of tooth-and-claw fights, in which a

    character's head may be glimpsed emerging from the cloud of

    altercation at several places simultaneously.  This effect is common

    as well among bodies that are spinning or being throttled.  A "wacky"

    character has the option of self-replication only at manic high

    speeds and may ricochet off walls to achieve the velocity required.

        -- Esquire, "O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion", June 1980

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===  ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE  ========================

Compiler optimizations have been made to macro expand LET into a WITHOUT-

INTERRUPTS special form so that it can PUSH things into a stack in the

LET-OPTIMIZATION area, SETQ the variables and then POP them back when it's

done.  Don't worry about this unless you use multiprocessing.

Note that LET *could* have been defined by:

    (LET ((LET '`(LET ((LET ',LET))

            ,LET)))

    `(LET ((LET ',LET))

        ,LET))

This is believed to speed up execution by as much as a factor of 1.01 or

3.50 depending on whether you believe our friendly marketing representatives.

This code was written by a new programmer here (we snatched him away from

Itty Bitti Machines where he was writing COUGHBOL code) so to give him

confidence we trusted his vows of "it works pretty well" and installed it.

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The Shuttle is now going five times the sound of speed.

        -- Dan Rather, first landing of Columbia

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"I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any

questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the

>speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?

He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work

for him then.

        -- Steven Wright

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You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.

        -- E. A. Gilliam

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I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in

twenty minutes.

It's about Russia.

        -- Woody Allen

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"Speed is subsittute fo accurancy."

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When in this world the headlines read

Of those whose hearts are filled with greed

Who rob and steal from those who need

The cry goes up with blinding speed for Underdog (UNDERDOG!)

Underdog (UNDERDOG!)

>Speed of lightning, roar of thunder

Fighting all who rob or plunder

Underdog (ah-ah-ah-ah)

Underdog

UNDERDOG!

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A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such

a speed, if feels an impulsion... this is the place to go now.  But the

sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will

know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.

        -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul

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Computer science:

    (1) A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the

       precision of the former and the success of the latter.

    (2) The protracted value analysis of algorithms.

    (3) The costly enumeration of the obvious.

    (4) The boring art of coping with a large number of trivialities.

    (5) Tautology harnessed in the service of Man at the speed of light.

    (6) The Post-Turing decline in formal systems theory.

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Life is like a 10 speed bicycle.  Most of us have gears we never use.

        -- C. Schultz

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"Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed."

        -- Robin, The Boy Wonder

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"Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at

speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph)."

        -- 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual.

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Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May, 1907:

    "Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour

unless the motorist sees a bailiff who does not appear to have had a

drink in 30 days, when the driver will be permitted to make what he can."

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1 Billion dollars of budget deficit        = 1 Gramm-Rudman

6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears    = Avocado's number

2 pints                        = 1 Cavort

Basic unit of Laryngitis            = The Hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes        = A straight line

6 Curses                    = 1 Hexahex

3500 Calories                    = 1 Food Pound

1 Mole                        = 007 Secret Agents

1 Mole                        = 25 Cagey Bees

1 Dog Pound                    = 16 oz. of Alpo

1000 beers served at a Twins game        = 1 Killibrew

2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale U. = 1 I.V.League

2000 pounds of chinese soup            = 1 Won Ton

10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes        = 1 Microscope

>Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier    = 1 Machturtle

8 Catfish                    = 1 Octo-puss

365 Days of drinking Lo-Cal beer.        = 1 Lite-year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone            = 1 Rod Serling

Force needed to accelerate 2.2lbs of cookies    = 1 Fig-newton

    to 1 meter per second

One half large intestine            = 1 Semicolon

10 to the minus 6th power Movie            = 1 Microfilm

1000 pains                    = 1 Megahertz

1 Word                        = 1 Millipicture

1 Sagan                        = Billions & Billions

1 Angstrom: measure of computer anxiety        = 1000 nail-bytes

10 to the 12th power microphones        = 1 Megaphone

10 to the 6th power Bicycles            = 2 megacycles

The amount of beauty required launch 1 ship    = 1 Millihelen

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Pascal Users:

    To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the

    death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.

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... in three to eight years we will have a machine with the general

intelligence of an average human being ... The machine will begin

to educate itself with fantastic speed.  In a few months it will be

at genius level and a few months after that its powers will be

incalculable ...

        -- Marvin Minsky, LIFE Magazine, November 20, 1970

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There is more to life than increasing its speed.

        -- Mahatma Gandhi

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Nothing is faster than the speed of light ...

To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the

light comes on.

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"...It was a lot faster than I thought it was going to be, much faster

than NT.  If further speed increases are done to the server for the final

release, Oracle is going to be able to wipe their ass with SQL SERVER and

hand it back to M$ while the Oracle admins ... migrate their databases

over to Linux!"

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Just a song before I go,        Going through security

To whom it may concern,            I held her for so long.

Traveling twice the speed of sound    She finally looked at me in love,

It's easy to get burned.        And she was gone.

When the shows were over        Just a song before I go,

We had to get back home,        A lesson to be learned.

And when we opened up the door        Traveling twice the speed of sound

I had to be alone.            It's easy to get burned.

She helped me with my suitcase,

She stands before my eyes,

Driving me to the airport

And to the friendly skies.

        -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, "Just a Song Before I Go"

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A new 'chutist had just jumped from the plane at 10,000 feet, and soon

discovered that all his lines were hopelessly tangled.  At about 5,000 feet,

still struggling, he noticed someone coming up from the ground at about the

same speed as he was going towards the ground.  As they passed each other at

3,000 feet, the 'chutist yells, "HEY! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?"

    The reply came, fading towards the end, "NO!  DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT COLEMAN STOVES?"

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