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I couldn’t be Mason’s girlfriend because when I imagined someone holding me and whispering dirty things in my ear, he had a Russian accent.

Richelle Mead

Yet according to the Russian understanding and hope, it is not the Church that needs to be transformed into the state, as from a lower to a higher type, but, on the contrary, the state should end by being accounted worthy of becoming only the Church alone, and nothing else but that. And so be it, so be it!

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

With the meal there was karaoke. As the Chinese waiters brought the food, everyone at the restaurant sang “shanson,” the gravelly, syrupy gangster ballads that have become some of Russia’s favorite pop music. Shanson reflect the gangsters’ journeys to the center of Russian culture. These used to be underground, prison songs, full of gangster slang, tales of Siberian labor camps and missing your mother. Now every taxi driver and grocery plays them. “Vladimirsky Tsentral” is a wedding classic. Tipsy brides across the country in cream-puff wedding dresses and high, thin heels slow-dance with their drunker grooms: “The thaw is thinning underneath the bars of my cell / but the Spring of my life has passed so fast.” At the Chinese restaurant Miami Stas sang along too, but he seemed too meek, too obliging to be a gangster.

Peter Pomerantsev

In my opinion it is a delusion to attribute the growth of armaments to the "exactions of militarism." The "exactions of industrialism," generated by international commercial competition, may, I believe, claim a much larger share in prompting that growth. Add to this the French thirst for revenge, the most just determination of the German and Italian peoples to assert their national unity; the Russian Panslavonic fanaticism and desire for free access to the western seas; the Papacy steadily fishing in the troubled waters for the means of recovering its lost (I hope for ever lost) temporal possessions and spiritual supremacy; the "sick man," kept alive only because each of his doctors is afraid of the other becoming his heir.

T. H. Huxley     Aphorisms and Reflections from the Works of T. H. Huxley

Le despotisme tempere par l'assassinat, c'est notre Magna Charta=--Despotism tempered by assassination is our Magna Charta. _A Russian noble to Count Munster on the murder of the Czar Paul._

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What man dare, I dare: Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear, The arm'd rhinoceros, or the Hyrcan tiger,-- Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves Shall never tremble.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _Macbeth. Act iii. Sc. 4._

As former deputy head of the presidential administration, later deputy prime minister and then assistant to the President on foreign affairs, Surkov has directed Russian society like one great reality show. He claps once and a new political party appears. He claps again and creates Nashi, the Russian equivalent of the Hitler Youth, who are trained for street battles with potential prodemocracy supporters and burn books by unpatriotic writers on Red Square. As deputy head of the administration he would meet once a week with the heads of the television channels in his Kremlin office, instructing them on whom to attack and whom to defend, who is allowed on TV and who is banned, how the President is to be presented, and the very language and categories the country thinks and feels in. The Ostankino TV presenters, instructed by Surkov, pluck a theme (oligarchs, America, the Middle East) and speak for twenty minutes, hinting, nudging, winking, insinuating though rarely ever saying anything directly, repeating words like “them” and “the enemy” endlessly until they are imprinted on the mind. They repeat the great mantras of the era: the President is the President of “stability,” the antithesis to the era of “confusion and twilight” in the 1990s. “Stability”—the word is repeated again and again in a myriad seemingly irrelevant contexts until it echoes and tolls like a great bell and seems to mean everything good; anyone who opposes the President is an enemy of the great God of “stability.” “Effective manager,” a term quarried from Western corporate speak, is transmuted into a term to venerate the President as the most “effective manager” of all. “Effective” becomes the raison d’être for everything: Stalin was an “effective manager” who had to make sacrifices for the sake of being “effective.” The words trickle into the streets: “Our relationship is not effective” lovers tell each other when they break up. “Effective,” “stability”: no one can quite define what they actually mean, and as the city transforms and surges, everyone senses things are the very opposite of stable, and certainly nothing is “effective,” but the way Surkov and his puppets use them the words have taken on a life of their own and act like falling axes over anyone who is in any way disloyal.

Peter Pomerantsev

No one is ever hanged with money in his pockets.

Russian proverb.

Browder told a Russian lawyer, Sergey Magnitsky, who worked for a Moscow-based law firm called Firestone and Duncan, to follow the trail. It turned out the investment companies were being illegally signed over by the cops to petty criminals, who would then ask for tax rebates on the companies worth hundreds of millions of dollars, which were then granted by corrupt tax officials, signed off on by the same cops who had taken the documents in the first place, and wired to two banks owned by a convicted fraudster, an old friend of the aforementioned cops and tax officials. Officially the tax officials and cops only earned a few thousand a year, but they had property worth hundreds of thousands, drove Porsches, and went on shopping trips to Harrods in London. And this was happening year after year. The biggest tax fraud scheme in history. Magnitsky thought he had caught a few bad apples.

Peter Pomerantsev

It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has

already begun.

One world, one mankind cannot exist in the face of six, four or even two scales of values: We shall be torn apart by this disparity of rhythm, this disparity of vibrations.… Our 20th Century has proved to be more cruel than preceding centuries, and the first fifty years have not erased all its horrors; our world is rent asunder by those same old cave-age emotions of greed, envy, lack of control, mutual hostility which have picked up in passing respectable pseudonyms like class struggle, radical conflict, struggle of the masses, trade-union disputes. The primeval refusal to accept a compromise has been turned into a theoretical principle and is considered the virtue of orthodoxy. It demands millions of sacrifices in ceaseless civil wars, it drums into our souls that there is no such thing as unchanging, universal concepts of goodness and justice, that they are all fluctuating and inconstant.… Violence, less and less embarrassed by the limits imposed by centuries of lawfulness, is brazenly and victoriously striding across the whole world, unconcerned that its infertility has been demonstrated and proved many times in history. What is more, it is not simply crude power that triumphs abroad, but its exultant justification. The world is being inundated by the brazen conviction that power can do anything, justice nothing.… The young, at an age when they have not yet any experience other than sexual, when they do not yet have years of personal suffering and personal understanding behind them, are jubilantly repeating our depraved Russian blunders of the 19th Century, under the impression that they are discovering something new. They acclaim the latest wretched degradation on the part of the Chinese Red Guards as a joyous example. In shallow lack of understanding of the age-old essence of mankind, in the naive confidence of inexperienced hearts they cry: Let us drive away those cruel, greedy oppressors, governments, and the new ones (we), having just laid aside grenades and rifles, will be just and understanding. Far from it.… But of those who have lived more and understand, those who could oppose these young—many do not dare oppose, they even suck up, anything not to appear conservative. Another Russian phenomenon of the 19th Century which Dostoyevsky called slavery to progressive quirks.… The timid civilized world has found nothing with which to oppose the onslaught of a sudden revival of barefaced barbarity, other than concessions and smiles.… The price of cowardice will only be evil. We shall reap courage and victory only when we dare to make sacrifices. [ The Wall Street Journal , September 6, 1972, p. 14.]

Solzhenitsyn, Alexander.

around at the sound of the flat Cockney vowels. The sight of the girl detective bearing down on him was about as welcome as a Russian son-in-law.

Anya Lipska

Firestone still smiles when he relates this, playing out each line of the dialogue in Americanized, but nearly perfect, Russian. And he tells me of the time he had to hide out in a government hospital to hide from corrupt cops (they could grab him anywhere apart from a hospital full of ministers); and when his first office was raided by thugs working for his neighbor and his staff were handcuffed to the furniture and threatened at knifepoint; or when he had to fly to New York and buy up all the bugging equipment at the Spy store to give to the antifraud squad in Moscow so they would have the equipment with which to bust other bent cops trying to extort money from him.

Peter Pomerantsev

"Hey Ivan, check your six."

-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail

 of a Russian Su-27

Fortune Cookie

Like you,  I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's

place in the Scheme of Things.  Here are just a few:

    Q -- Is there life after death?

    A -- Definitely.  I speak from personal experience here.  On New

Year's Eve, 1970, I drank a full pitcher of a drink called "Black Russian",

then crawled out on the lawn and died within a matter of minutes, which was

fine with me because I had come to realize that if I had lived I would have

spent the rest of my life in the grip of the most excruciatingly painful

headache.  Thanks to the miracle of modern orange juice, I was brought back

to life several days later, but in the interim I was definitely dead.  I

guess my main impression of the afterlife is that it isn't so bad as long

as you keep the television turned down and don't try to eat any solid foods.

        -- Dave Barry

Fortune Cookie

Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore.

        -- Russian Proverb

Fortune Cookie

> Whoa, first contact!

Nope, 'fraid not, Linux is still primarily used on planet Earth, I'm

afraid.

Our friend here sent a message in Russian (KOI8-R encoding).

        -- Aleksey Kliger, explaining a russian posting

Fortune Cookie

Zhizn' prozhit'--ne pole pereiti.

    [Life's a bitch.]

    [Well, okay.  lit., to live through life is not as simple as crossing

     a field.  Happy now?]

        -- Russian proverb

Fortune Cookie

Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized

that like most books, it had too many words.  The plot was the same one that

all James Bond books have: An evil person tries to blow up the world, but

James Bond kills him and his henchmen and makes love to several attractive

women.  There, that's it: 24 words.  But the guy who wrote the book took

*thousands* of words to say it.

    Or consider "The Brothers Karamazov", by the famous Russian alcoholic

Fyodor Dostoyevsky.  It's about these two brothers who kill their father.

Or maybe only one of them kills the father.  It's impossible to tell because

what they mostly do is talk for nearly a thousand pages.  If all Russians talk

as much as the Karamazovs did, I don't see how they found time to become a

major world power.

    I'm told that Dostoyevsky wrote "The Brothers Karamazov" to raise

the question of whether there is a God.  So why didn't he just come right

out and say: "Is there a God? It sure beats the heck out of me."

    Other famous works could easily have been summarized in a few words:

* "Moby Dick" -- Don't mess around with large whales because they symbolize

  nature and will kill you.

* "A Tale of Two Cities" -- French people are crazy.

        -- Dave Barry

Fortune Cookie

HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME --

    Take a shot every time:

-- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!"

-- General Burkhalter or Major Hochstetter intimidate/insult Colonel Klink.

-- Colonel Klink falls for Colonel Hogan's flattery.

-- One of the prisoners sneaks out of camp (one shot for each prisoner to go).

-- Colonel Klink snaps to attention after answering the phone (two shots

    if it's one of our heroes on the other end).

-- One of the Germans is threatened with being sent to the Russian front.

-- Corporal Newkirk calls up a German in his phoney German accent, and

    tricks him (two shots if it's Colonel Klink).

-- Hogan has a romantic interlude with a beautiful girl from the underground.

-- Colonel Klink relates how he's never had an escape from Stalag 13.

-- Sergeant Schultz gives up a secret (two shots if he's bribed with food).

-- The prisoners listen to the Germans' conversation by a hidden transmitter.

-- Sergeant Schultz "captures" one of the prisoners after an escape.

-- Lebeau pronounces "colonel" as "cuh-loh-`nell".

-- Carter builds some kind of device (two shots if it's not explosive).

-- Lebeau wears his apron.

-- Hogan says "We've got no choice" when someone claims that the plan is

    impossible.

        -- The prisoners capture an important German, and sneak him out the tunnel.

Fortune Cookie

"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet

themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against

the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get

 off my Ford Escort.'"

        -- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live

Fortune Cookie

Nezvannyi gost'--khuzhe tatarina.

    [An uninvited guest is worse than the Mongol invasion]

        -- Russian proverb

Fortune Cookie

All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!

Fortune Cookie

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will

walk carefully.

        -- Russian Proverb

Fortune Cookie

Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot

that shot down the Korean jet?  At one point he definitely states:

    "Natasha!  First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and squirrel."

        -- ihuxw!tommyo

Fortune Cookie

Fortune's Guide to Freshman Notetaking:

WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAYS:            YOU WRITE:

Probably the greatest quality of the poetry    John Milton -- born 1608

of John Milton, who was born in 1608, is the

combination of beauty and power.  Few have

excelled him in the use of the English language,

or for that matter, in lucidity of verse form,

'Paradise Lost' being said to be the greatest

single poem ever written."

Current historians have come to            Most of the problems that now

doubt the complete advantageousness        face the United States are

of some of Roosevelt's policies...        directly traceable to the

                        bungling and greed of President

                        Roosevelt.

... it is possible that we simply do        Professor Mitchell is a

not understand the Russian viewpoint...        communist.

Fortune Cookie

               *** NEWSFLASH ***

>Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!!  Details at eleven!

Fortune Cookie

Five people -- an Englishman, Russian, American, Frenchman and Irishman

were each asked to write a book on elephants.  Some amount of time later they

had all completed their respective books.  The Englishman's book was entitled

"The Elephant -- How to Collect Them", the Russian's "The Elephant -- Vol. I",

the American's "The Elephant -- How to Make Money from Them", the Frenchman's

"The Elephant -- Its Mating Habits" and the Irishman's "The Elephant and

Irish Political History".

Fortune Cookie

Whoa, first contact!

[...]

Welcome, from the people of Terra (Sol III). We extend our hands in

friendship, and sincerely hope you shall do the same with your

hand-equivelents.

        -- Jason Burrell about a russian posting

Fortune Cookie

It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has

already begun.

Fortune Cookie

_Central Board of the All-Russian Union of Employees of the State Bank._

John Reed     Ten Days That Shook the World

Since their visit to Gania's home, Rogojin's followers had been increased by two new recruits--a dissolute old man, the hero of some ancient scandal, and a retired sub-lieutenant. A laughable story was told of the former. He possessed, it was said, a set of false teeth, and one day when he wanted money for a drinking orgy, he pawned them, and was never able to reclaim them! The officer appeared to be a rival of the gentleman who was so proud of his fists. He was known to none of Rogojin's followers, but as they passed by the Nevsky, where he stood begging, he had joined their ranks. His claim for the charity he desired seemed based on the fact that in the days of his prosperity he had given away as much as fifteen roubles at a time. The rivals seemed more than a little jealous of one another. The athlete appeared injured at the admission of the "beggar" into the company. By nature taciturn, he now merely growled occasionally like a bear, and glared contemptuously upon the "beggar," who, being somewhat of a man of the world, and a diplomatist, tried to insinuate himself into the bear's good graces. He was a much smaller man than the athlete, and doubtless was conscious that he must tread warily. Gently and without argument he alluded to the advantages of the English style in boxing, and showed himself a firm believer in Western institutions. The athlete's lips curled disdainfully, and without honouring his adversary with a formal denial, he exhibited, as if by accident, that peculiarly Russian object--an enormous fist, clenched, muscular, and covered with red hairs! The sight of this pre-eminently national attribute was enough to convince anybody, without words, that it was a serious matter for those who should happen to come into contact with it.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky     The Idiot

And so the anecdote ended. Though it was unintelligible why he had told it, or why it had to be told in Russian, still Anna Pavlovna and the others appreciated Prince Hippolyte's social tact in so agreeably ending Pierre's unpleasant and unamiable outburst. After the anecdote the conversation broke up into insignificant small talk about the last and next balls, about theatricals, and who would meet whom, and when and where.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

When he reached home Prince Andrew began thinking of his life in Petersburg during those last four months as if it were something new. He recalled his exertions and solicitations, and the history of his project of army reform, which had been accepted for consideration and which they were trying to pass over in silence simply because another, a very poor one, had already been prepared and submitted to the Emperor. He thought of the meetings of a committee of which Berg was a member. He remembered how carefully and at what length everything relating to form and procedure was discussed at those meetings, and how sedulously and promptly all that related to the gist of the business was evaded. He recalled his labors on the Legal Code, and how painstakingly he had translated the articles of the Roman and French codes into Russian, and he felt ashamed of himself. Then he vividly pictured to himself Bogucharovo, his occupations in the country, his journey to Ryazan; he remembered the peasants and Dron the village elder, and mentally applying to them the Personal Rights he had divided into paragraphs, he felt astonished that he could have spent so much time on such useless work.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

Glinka, the editor of the Russian Messenger, who was recognized (cries of "author! author!" were heard in the crowd), said that "hell must be repulsed by hell," and that he had seen a child smiling at lightning flashes and thunderclaps, but "we will not be that child."

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

After Russian country dances and chorus dances, Pelageya Danilovna made the serfs and gentry join in one large circle: a ring, a string, and a silver ruble were fetched and they all played games together.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

The Emperor at once received this messenger in his study at the palace on Stone Island. Michaud, who had never seen Moscow before the campaign and who did not know Russian, yet felt deeply moved (as he wrote) when he appeared before notre tres gracieux souverain * with the news of the burning of Moscow, dont les flammes eclairaient sa route. *(2)

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

In Petersburg at that time a complicated struggle was being carried on with greater heat than ever in the highest circles, between the parties of Rumyantsev, the French, Marya Fedorovna, the Tsarevich, and others, drowned as usual by the buzzing of the court drones. But the calm, luxurious life of Petersburg, concerned only about phantoms and reflections of real life, went on in its old way and made it hard, except by a great effort, to realize the danger and the difficult position of the Russian people. There were the same receptions and balls, the same French theater, the same court interests and service interests and intrigues as usual. Only in the very highest circles were attempts made to keep in mind the difficulties of the actual position. Stories were whispered of how differently the two Empresses behaved in these difficult circumstances. The Empress Marya, concerned for the welfare of the charitable and educational institutions under her patronage, had given directions that they should all be removed to Kazan, and the things belonging to these institutions had already been packed up. The Empress Elisabeth, however, when asked what instructions she would be pleased to give--with her characteristic Russian patriotism had replied that she could give no directions about state institutions for that was the affair of the sovereign, but as far as she personally was concerned she would be the last to quit Petersburg.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

"Don't talk Russian," said Dolokhov in a hurried whisper, and at that very moment they heard through the darkness the challenge: "Qui vive?" * and the click of a musket.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

"Eh, lad, don't fret!" said he, in the tender singsong caressing voice old Russian peasant women employ. "Don't fret, friend--'suffer an hour, live for an age!' that's how it is, my dear fellow. And here we live, thank heaven, without offense. Among these folk, too, there are good men as well as bad," said he, and still speaking, he turned on his knees with a supple movement, got up, coughed, and went off to another part of the shed.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

“All power to the Soviets!” he cried, pounding on the table. “The _oborontsi_ in the Central Committee are playing Kornilov’s game. They tried to send a mission to the Stavka, but we arrested them at Minsk.... Our branch has demanded an All-Russian Convention, and they refuse to call it....”

John Reed     Ten Days That Shook the World

"No, not to say read.... But I've read _Candide_ in the Russian translation ... in an absurd, grotesque, old translation ... (At it again! again!)"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky     The Brothers Karamazov

The Russian army had to act like a whip to a running animal. And the experienced driver knew it was better to hold the whip raised as a menace than to strike the running animal on the head.

Leo Tolstoy     War and Peace

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