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Good luck lies in odd numbers.

_Merry Wives_, v. 1.

She thought about her cousins in Oklahoma, which was odd, since she'd never spent much time with them. She didn't even know them very well. Now she was sorry about that.

Rick Riordan

If you take a book with you on a journey," Mo had said when he put the first one in her box, "an odd thing happens: The book begins collecting your memories. And forever after you have only to open that book to be back where you first read it. It will all come into your mind with the very first words: the sights you saw in that place, what it smelled like, the ice cream you ate while you were reading it... yes, books are like flypaper—memories cling to the printed page better than anything else.

Cornelia Funke

The bits of wayside work are very sweet. Perhaps the odd bits, when all is done, will really come to more than the seemingly greater pieces! . . . It is nice to know that the King's servants are always really on duty, even while some can only stand and wait.--_Frances Ridley Havergal._

Various     Thoughts for the Quiet Hour

“In the shadow of the old order, a small, spirited group of Americans campaigned audaciously to construct a new order — the U.S. economy reorganized around Louis Kelso’s revolutionary principle of universal capital ownership. The revolution, these ambitious activists decided, ought to begin right in the nation’s capital — Washington, D.C. — a city mired in financial insolvency, with accelerating social and economic deterioration, with extremes of wealth and poverty as stark as any found in America. Under congressional oversight, the District of Columbia could become the laboratory, they thought, the place where Kelso’s ideas were actually applied. If the concept worked for D.C., every city and region in America would want to emulate it…. The power of Louis Kelso’s vision… has attracted an odd assortment of converts-idealists from right and left and from across the usual racial and religious divides, people who believed Kelso’s thinking held the key for renewing American society. Some of them joined with [Norman] Kurland in his Center for Economic and Social Justice to promote a daring experiment: Congress should designate the District of Columbia a “super empowerment zone” that would launch new enterprises and industries (and privatize some governmental functions) through Kelso’s mechanism of citizen and worker ownership trusts. new economic development would be attracted to D.C., not by tax subsidies or relaxed laws, but because low-interest capital credit would be available to the community trusts-cheap credit provided through the Federal Reserve’s discount lending. [ One World, Ready or Not: The Manic Logic of Global Capitalism , Chapter 18, pp. 432-433.]

Greider, William.

This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers. . . . There is divinity in odd numbers, either in nativity, chance, or death.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _The Merry Wives of Windsor. Act v. Sc. 1._

Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?

PLINY THE ELDER. 23-79 A. D.     _Natural History. Book xxviii. Sect. 23._

Isn't it odd how much fatter a book gets when you've read it several times?" Mo had said..."As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells...and then, when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there, too, a slightly younger self, slightly different, as if the book had preserved you like a pressed flower...both strange and familiar.

Cornelia Funke

>Odd how a few sticks of furniture hung around like that. It made her feel better to see them. They would unpack, deploy the furniture, use it until it became invisible. Habit would once again cloak the naked reality of the world. And thank God for that.

Kim Stanley Robinson

We know that there is an infinite, but are ignorant of its nature. As we know it to be false that numbers are finite, it must therefore be true that there is an infinity in number, but what this is we know not. It can neither be odd nor even, for the addition of an unit can make no change in the nature of number; yet it is a number, and every number is either odd or even, at least this is understood of every finite number.

Blaise Pascal     The Thoughts of Blaise Pascal

Things are long-lived, and God above appoints their term; yet when the brains of a thing have been out for three centuries and odd, one does wish it would be kind enough and die.

_Carlyle._

_The reason of effects._--It is strange that men would not have me honour a man clothed in brocade, and followed by seven or eight footmen! Yet he will have them give me the strap if I do not salute him. This custom is a power. It is the same with a horse in fine trappings compared with another. It is odd that Montaigne does not see what difference there is, wonders that we find any, and asks the reason. "Indeed," he says, "how comes it," etc....

Blaise Pascal     The Thoughts of Blaise Pascal

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Lemony Snicket

The young gentleman, according to Fates and Destinies and such odd sayings, the Sisters Three and such branches of learning, is indeed deceased; or, as you would say in plain terms, gone to heaven.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _The Merchant of Venice. Act ii. Sc. 2._

Der kleine Gott der Welt bleibt stets von gleichem Schlag / Und ist so wunderlich, als wie am ersten Tag=--The little god of the world (_i.e._, man) continues ever of the same stamp, and is as odd as on the first day.

_Goethe._

'Tis true, my form is something odd but blaming me, is blaming God, Could I create myself anew I would not fail in pleasing you.

Joseph Merrick ~ (born 5 August 1862

"Then here goes another," says he, "to make sure, For there 's luck in odd numbers," says Rory O'More.

SAMUEL LOVER. 1797-1868.     _Rory O'More._

Rahab knelt down and fed more twigs into the fire. She was thinking how to answer this man. “As I told you,” she said finally, “I did it because of your god. What is his name?” “He has many names. Jehovah is one of them.” “Jehovah. What does that mean?” “It’s an odd sort of name. It means, more or less, ‘one who keeps covenant with His people’” “And what is a covenant?” “It’s a promise, an agreement. Like if I promised you I would come on a certain day, say next week. That would be a covenant between us.” “And what promises has your god made you?” “Many,” Ardon said.

Gilbert Morris

And thus I clothe my naked villany With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ, And seem a saint when most I play the devil.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _King Richard III. Act i. Sc. 3._

Freud wrote that love involves the undervaluation of reality and the overvaluation of the desired object. While the correct valuation of a person is an odd, if not impossible idea, we might say Freud meant something like this: for various reasons, many of them masochistic, we become involved with others who cannot possibly give what we ask for; we can wait as long as we wish, but they do not have it, and one day, if we bear to abandon our fantasy and see clearly, we might face reality straight on. We will then look elsewhere for fulfillment, to a place where our needs can, in fact, be satisfied.

Hanif Kureishi

Each thing is a half, and suggests another thing to make it whole; as spirit, matter; man, woman; odd, even; subjective, objective; in, out; motion, rest; yea, nay.

_Emerson._

The fourteenth of February is a day sacred to St. Valentine! It was a very odd notion, alluded to by Shakespeare, that on this day birds begin to couple; hence, perhaps, arose the custom of sending on this day letters containing professions of love and affection.--_Noah Webster._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

Science lives only in quiet places, and with odd people, mostly poor.

_Ruskin._

He noticed her eyes especially were beautiful, well-shaped and of an odd color. “I’ve never seen anybody with eyes the color of yours,” he said. “They are from my mother, I guess. Almost everyone in Jericho has dark eyes, but my mother was a slave. She used to tell me about her home where she was born. There was ice and snow there. Very cold. Her hair was light and her eyes were blue. She died some time ago.” Othniel could not help but admire the woman’s appearance. The lamp was burning, and the yellow light was kind to her, showing the full, soft lines of her body. He noticed also that her face was very expressive. Her feelings showed immediately on her face. She did not smile much, but when she did her whole expression lit up. He wanted to ask her about herself,

Gilbert Morris

>Odd that we think definitions are definitive.   :-)

        -- Larry Wall in <199702221943.LAA20388@wall.org>

Fortune Cookie

But then it's a bit odd to think that declaring something int could

actually slow down the program, if it ended up forcing more conversions

back to string.

        -- Larry Wall in <199708040319.UAA16213@wall.org>

Fortune Cookie

Lemma:  All horses are the same color.

Proof (by induction):

    Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all

    horses in that set are the same color.

    Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses.  Pull one of these

    horses out of the set, so that you have k horses.  Suppose that all

    of these horses are the same color.  Now put back the horse that you

    took out, and pull out a different one.  Suppose that all of the k

    horses now in the set are the same color.  Then the set of k+1 horses

    are all the same color.  We have k true => k+1 true; therefore all

    horses are the same color.

Theorem: All horses have an infinite number of legs.

Proof (by intimidation):

    Everyone would agree that all horses have an even number of legs.  It

    is also well-known that horses have forelegs in front and two legs in

    back.  4 + 2 = 6 legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a

    horse to have!  Now the only number that is both even and odd is

    infinity; therefore all horses have an infinite number of legs.

    However, suppose that there is a horse somewhere that does not have an

    infinite number of legs.  Well, that would be a horse of a different

    color; and by the Lemma, it doesn't exist.

Fortune Cookie

Pickle's Law:

    If Congress must do a painful thing,

    the thing must be done in an odd-number year.

Fortune Cookie

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

Fortune Cookie

Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity.

    SAMPLE: To prove that horses have an infinite number of legs.

(1) Horses have an even number of legs.

(2) They have two legs in back and fore legs in front.

(3) This makes a total of six legs, which certainly is an odd number of

    legs for a horse.

(4) But the only number that is both odd and even is infinity.

(5) Therefore, horses must have an infinite number of legs.

Topics is be covered in future issues include proof by:

    Intimidation

    Gesticulation (handwaving)

    "Try it; it works"

    Constipation (I was just sitting there and ...)

    Blatant assertion

    Changing all the 2's to _n's

    Mutual consent

    Lack of a counterexample, and

    "It stands to reason"

Fortune Cookie

It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that

English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many

other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case.

        -- Sydney J. Harris

Fortune Cookie

It hangs down from the chandelier

Nobody knows quite what it does

Its color is odd and its shape is weird

It emits a high-sounding buzz

It grows a couple of feet each day

and wriggles with sort of a twitch

Nobody bugs it 'cause it comes from

a visiting uncle who's rich!

        -- To "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear"

Fortune Cookie

The sun was shining on the sea,

Shining with all his might:

He did his very best to make

The billows smooth and bright --

And this was very odd, because it was

The middle of the night.

        -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

Fortune Cookie

There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals

in a row; in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so

people who find nothing odd about it.

        -- Calvin Trillin

Fortune Cookie

A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.  Afterwards, the doctor

came to her and said, "I have some... odd news for you."

    "Is my baby all right?" the woman anxiously asked.

    "Yes, he is," the doctor replied, "but we don't know how.  Your son

(we assume) was born with no body.  He only has a head."

    Well, the doctor was correct.  The Head was alive and well, though no

one knew how.  The Head turned out to be fairly normal, ignoring his lack of

a body, and lived for some time as typical a life as could be expected under

the circumstances.

    One day, about twenty years after the fateful birth, the woman got a

phone call from another doctor.  The doctor said, "I have recently perfected

an operation.  Your son can live a normal life now: we can graft a body onto

his head!"

    The woman, practically weeping with joy, thanked the doctor and hung

up.  She ran up the stairs saying, "Johnny, Johnny, I have a *wonderful*

surprise for you!"

    "Oh no," cried The Head, "not another HAT!"

Fortune Cookie

That's odd.  That's very odd.  Wouldn't you say that's very odd?

Fortune Cookie

'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan.

Never odd or even.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

Madam, I'm Adam.

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Sit on Otis.

        -- The Mad Palindromist

Fortune Cookie

I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having a lengthy

argument about what I considered an Odd number.

        -- Steven Wright

Fortune Cookie

(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.

(2) Great generals are forewarned.

(3) Forewarned is forearmed.

(4) Four is an even number.

(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.

(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.

Fortune Cookie

This planet has -- or rather had -- a problem, which was this:  most of

the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time.  Many

solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were

largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper,

which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of

paper that were unhappy.

        -- Douglas Adams

Fortune Cookie

jogger, n.:

    An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.

Fortune Cookie

Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?

Fortune Cookie

    Several students were asked to prove that all odd integers are prime.

    The first student to try to do this was a math student.  "Hmmm...

Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, and by induction, we have that all

the odd integers are prime."

    The second student to try was a man of physics who commented, "I'm not

sure of the validity of your proof, but I think I'll try to prove it by

experiment."  He continues, "Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is

prime, 9 is...  uh, 9 is... uh, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime, 13

is prime...  Well, it seems that you're right."

    The third student to try it was the engineering student, who responded,

"Well, to be honest, actually, I'm not sure of your answer either.  Let's

see...  1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is... uh, 9 is...

well, if you approximate, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime...  Well, it

does seem right."

    Not to be outdone, the computer science student comes along and says

"Well, you two sort've got the right idea, but you'll end up taking too long!

I've just whipped up a program to REALLY go and prove it."  He goes over to

his terminal and runs his program.  Reading the output on the screen he says,

"1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime..."

Fortune Cookie

Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation):

Horses have an even number of legs.  Behind they have two legs, and in

front they have fore-legs.  This makes six legs, which is certainly an

>odd number of legs for a horse.  But the only number that is both even

and odd is infinity.  Therefore, horses have an infinite number of

legs.  Now to show this for the general case, suppose that somewhere,

there is a horse that has a finite number of legs.  But that is a horse

of another color, and by the lemma ["All horses are the same color"],

that does not exist.

Fortune Cookie

Conjecture: All odd numbers are prime.

    Mathematician's Proof:

        3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  By induction, all

        odd numbers are prime.

    Physicist's Proof:

        3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  9 is experimental

        error.  11 is prime.  13 is prime ...

    Engineer's Proof:

        3 is prime.  5 is prime.  7 is prime.  9 is prime.

        11 is prime.  13 is prime ...

    Computer Scientists's Proof:

        3 is prime.  3 is prime.  3 is prime.  3 is prime...

Fortune Cookie

    There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by

going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.  He explained this to

a man who answered one door.

    "How much will you charge to paint my porch?" asked the man.

    "Forty dollars."

    "Fine" said the man, and gave the student the paint and brushes.

    Three hours later the paint-splattered lad knocked on the door again.

"All done!", he says, and collects his money.  "By the way," the student says,

"That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."

Fortune Cookie

Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of

us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the

smaller prime numbers.

2:  The Odd Prime --

    It's the only even prime, therefore is odd.  QED.

3:  The True Prime --

    Lewis Carroll: "If I tell you 3 times, it's true."

31: The Arbitrary Prime --

    Determined by unanimous unvote.  We needed an arbitrary prime in

    case the prof asked for one, and so had an election.  91 received

    the most votes (well, it *looks* prime) and 3+4i the next most.

    However, 31 was the only candidate to receive none at all.

41: The Female Prime --

    The polynomial X**2 - X + 41 is

    prime for integer values from 1 to 40.

43: The Male Prime - they form a prime pair.

Since the composite numbers are formed from primes, their qualities

are derived from those primes.  So, for instance, the number 6 is "odd</p>

but true", while the powers of 2 are all extremely odd numbers.

Fortune Cookie

Don't get even -- get odd!

Fortune Cookie

(1) Alexander the Great was a great general.

(2) Great generals are forewarned.

(3) Forewarned is forearmed.

(4) Four is an even number.

(5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.

(6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.

    Therefore, all horses are black.

Fortune Cookie

    "A penny for your thoughts?"

    "A dollar for your death."

        -- The Odd Couple

Fortune Cookie

"Oh, go on," he said, "finish your sentence, by all means. Say how odd it appears to you that a man fallen to such a depth of humiliation as I, can ever have been the actual eye-witness of great events. Go on, _I_ don't mind! Has _he_ found time to tell you scandal about me?"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky     The Idiot

Before Father Mabeuf, who was easily terrified, and who was, as we have said, quick to take alarm, was able to reply by a single syllable, this being, whose movements had a sort of odd abruptness in the darkness, had unhooked the chain, plunged in and withdrawn the bucket, and filled the watering-pot, and the goodman beheld this apparition, which had bare feet and a tattered petticoat, running about among the flower-beds distributing life around her. The sound of the watering-pot on the leaves filled Father Mabeuf's soul with ecstasy. It seemed to him that the rhododendron was happy now.

Victor Hugo     Les Miserables

Very orderly and methodical he looked, with a hand on each knee, and a loud watch ticking a sonorous sermon under his flapped waist-coat, as though it pitted its gravity and longevity against the levity and evanescence of the brisk fire. He had a good leg, and was a little vain of it, for his brown stockings fitted sleek and close, and were of a fine texture; his shoes and buckles, too, though plain, were trim. He wore an odd little sleek crisp flaxen wig, setting very close to his head: which wig, it is to be presumed, was made of hair, but which looked far more as though it were spun from filaments of silk or glass. His linen, though not of a fineness in accordance with his stockings, was as white as the tops of the waves that broke upon the neighbouring beach, or the specks of sail that glinted in the sunlight far at sea. A face habitually suppressed and quieted, was still lighted up under the quaint wig by a pair of moist bright eyes that it must have cost their owner, in years gone by, some pains to drill to the composed and reserved expression of Tellson's Bank. He had a healthy colour in his cheeks, and his face, though lined, bore few traces of anxiety. But, perhaps the confidential bachelor clerks in Tellson's Bank were principally occupied with the cares of other people; and perhaps second-hand cares, like second-hand clothes, come easily off and on.

Charles Dickens     A Tale of Two Cities

Then out spake brave Horatius, The Captain of the Gate: "To every man upon this earth Death cometh soon or late. And how can man die better Than facing fearful odds, For the ashes of his fathers, And the temples of his gods, And for the tender mother Who dandled him to rest, And for the wife who nurses His baby at her breast, And for the holy maidens Who feed the eternal flame, To save them from false Sextus That wrought the deed of shame?"

Thomas Babington Macaulay

Marius, up to that time solitary and inclined to soliloquy, and to asides, both by habit and by taste, was a little fluttered by this covey of young men around him. All these various initiatives solicited his attention at once, and pulled him about. The tumultuous movements of these minds at liberty and at work set his ideas in a whirl. Sometimes, in his trouble, they fled so far from him, that he had difficulty in recovering them. He heard them talk of philosophy, of literature, of art, of history, of religion, in unexpected fashion. He caught glimpses of strange aspects; and, as he did not place them in proper perspective, he was not altogether sure that it was not chaos that he grasped. On abandoning his grandfather's opinions for the opinions of his father, he had supposed himself fixed; he now suspected, with uneasiness, and without daring to avow it to himself, that he was not. The angle at which he saw everything began to be displaced anew. A certain oscillation set all the horizons of his brains in motion. An odd internal upsetting. He almost suffered from it.

Victor Hugo     Les Miserables

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