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The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

Yves Saint-Laurent

her ear. She was stick-thin and pretty, with a loose pink top that let her breasts sway and rose-colored tight pants, but other than her Vegas body, she wasn’t making any effort to look glamorous. Her brown hair hung limply to her shoulders in a mess of curls. She hadn’t put on makeup or jewelry, except for a gold bracelet that she twisted nervously around her wrist with her other hand. The whites of her eyes were lined with red. Amanda began to approach her but found her way blocked by a giant Samoan in a Hawaiian shirt, obviously a bodyguard. She discreetly flashed her badge. The man asked if she could wait, then lumbered over to Tierney and whispered in her ear. The girl studied Amanda, murmured something to the Samoan, and went back to her phone call. “Mrs. Dargon wonders if she could talk to you in her limo,” the bodyguard told Amanda. “It’s waiting outside. There’s a picture of Mr. Dargon on the door.” Amanda shrugged. “Okay.” She found the limo without any problem. Samoa had obviously radioed to the driver, who was waiting for her with the door open. He was in his sixties, and he tipped his black hat to Amanda as she got in. “There’s champagne if you’d like,” he told her. “We have muffins, too, but don’t take the blueberry oatmeal muffin. That’s Mrs. Dargon’s favorite.” Amanda smiled. “She

Brian Freeman

This is the story of a family who didn’t fit in. A little girl who was a bit geeky and liked maths more than makeup. And a boy who liked makeup and didn’t fit into any tribes.

Jojo Moyes

Beneath the makeup and behind the smile I am just a girl who wishes for the world.

Marilyn Monroe

I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment to any state or national entity whatsoever.

Albert Einstein

Joy is the best makeup.

Anne Lamott

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:    #5

Trust:

    The average woman would really like to be told if her mate is fooling

around behind her back.  This same woman wouldn't tell her best friend if

she knew the best friends' mate was having an affair.  She'll tell all her

OTHER friends, however.  The average man won't say anything if he knows that

one of his friend's mates is fooling around, and he'd rather not know if

his mate is having an affair either, out of fear that it might be with one

of his friends.  He will tell all his friends about his own affairs, though,

so they can be ready if he needs an alibi.

Driving:

    A typical man thinks he's Mario Andretti as soon as he slips behind

the wheel of his car.  The fact that it's an 8-year-old Honda doesn't keep

him from trying to out-accelerate the guy in the Porsche who's attempting

to cut him off; freeway on-ramps are exciting challenges to see who has The

Right Stuff on the morning commute.  Does he or doesn't he?  Only his body

shop knows for sure.  Insurance companies understand this behavior, and

price their policies accordingly.

    A woman will slow down to let a car merge in front of her, and get

rear-ended by another woman who was busy adding the finishing touches to

her makeup.

Fortune Cookie

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN:    #8

Going Out:

    When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go

out.  When a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she WILL be ready

to go out, as soon as she finds her earring, finishes putting on her makeup,

checks on the kids, makes a phone call to her best friend...

Cats:

    Women love cats.  Men say they love cats, but when women aren't

looking, men kick cats.

Offspring:

    Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows

about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends

and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.  Men are vaguely

aware of some short people living in the house.

Fortune Cookie

    The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am in

a position of negative need.

    He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area.

    He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous

liquid.

    He returns to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup.

    He switches me on to a positive behavioral format for maximal

prestige of His identity.

    It should indeed be said that notwithstanding the fact that I make

ambulatory progress through the umbragious inter-hill mortality slot, terror

sensations will no be initiated in me, due to para-etical phenomena.

    Your pastoral walking aid and quadrupic pickup unit introduce me

into a pleasurific mood state.

    You design and produce a nutriment-bearing furniture-type structure

in the context of non-cooperative elements.

    You act out a head-related folk ritual employing vegetable extract.

    My beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.

    It is an ongoing deductible fact that your inter-relational

empathetical and non-ventious capabilities will retain me as their

target-focus for the duration of my non-death period, and I will possess

tenant rights in the housing unit of the Lord on a permanent, open-ended

time basis.

Fortune Cookie

I had pancake makeup for brunch!

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