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Man could direct his ways by plain reason, and support his life by tasteless food; but God has given us wit, and flavour, and brightness, and laughter, and perfumes, to enliven the day of man's pilgrimage, and to charm his pained steps over the burning marl.

_Sydney Smith._

>Laughter is wine for the soul \x96 laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. Comedy and tragedy step through life together, arm in arm, all along, out along, down along lea. A laugh is a great natural stimulator, a pushful entry into life; and once we can laugh, we can live. It is the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.

Sean O'Casey

~Laughter.~--Conversation never sits easier than when we now and then discharge ourselves in a symphony of laughter; which may not improperly be called the chorus of conversation.--_Steele._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

>Laughter should dimple the cheek, not furrow the brow.

_Feltham._

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.

Rafael Sabatini

Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill-manners.

_Chesterfield._

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

_Mer. of Ven._, i. 1.

>Laughter makes good blood.

_It. Pr._

Risus abundat in ore stultorum=--Laughter is common in the mouth of fools.

Unknown

Solvuntur risu tabul?=--The case is dismissed amid laughter. _Hor._ [Greek: somata polla trephein, kai domata poll' anegeirein / Atrapos eis penien estin etoimotate]--To feed many mouths and build many houses is the directest road to poverty.

Greek.

How inevitably does an immoderate laughter end in a sigh!--_South._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.

Charles Dickens

~Good-humor.~--Honest good-humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and the laughter abundant.--_Washington Irving._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

>Laughter is akin to weeping, and true humour is as closely allied to pity as it is abhorrent to derision.

_H. Giles._

Eclat de rire=--A burst of laughter.

French.

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

_Goldsmith._

It would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest for ever.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 1564-1616.     _King Henry IV. Part I. Act ii. Sc. 2._

Fidelius rident tiguria=--The laughter of the cottage is more hearty and sincere than that of the court.

Proverb.

>Laughter and tears are meant to turn the wheels of the same machinery of sensibility; one is wind-power, and the other water-power, that is all.

_Holmes._

>Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.

Seán O'Casey

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Nicolas Chamfort

>Laughter leaves us doubly serious shortly after.

_Byron._

God made both tears and laughter, and both for kind purposes; for as laughter enables mirth and surprise to breathe freely, so tears enable sorrow to vent itself patiently. Tears hinder sorrow from becoming despair and madness.--_Leigh Hunt._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Charlie Chaplin

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Nicolas Chamfort

There Shakespeare, on whose forehead climb The crowns o' the world; oh, eyes sublime With tears and laughter for all time!

ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING. 1809-1861.     _A Vision of Poets._

Enthusiasm is grave, inward, self-controlled; mere excitement, outward, fantastical, hysterical, and passing in a moment from tears to laughter.

_John Sterling._

Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda-water the day after.

LORD BYRON 1788-1824.     _Don Juan. Canto ii. Stanza 178._

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is

shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."

Pour faire rire=--To excite laughter.

French.

Bit by bit, nevertheless, it comes over us that we shall never again hear the laughter of our friend, that this one garden is forever locked against us. And at that moment begins our true mourning, which, though it may not be rending, is yet a little bitter. For nothing, in truth, can replace that companion. Old friends cannot be created out of hand. Nothing can match the treasure of common memories, of trials endured together, of quarrels and reconciliations and generous emotions. It is idle, having planted an acorn in the morning, to expect that afternoon to sit in the shade of the oak.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

>Laughter is the cipher-key wherewith we decipher the whole man.

_Carlyle._

The needs of a wife are nothing like that. A close human bond demands a tolerance, an ability to adjust, to moderate one’s own actions and to accept criticism, even unreasonable behavior at times, to listen to all kinds of chatter and hear the real message behind the words. Above all, it needs the sharing of self, the dreams and the fears, the laughter and the pain. It means taking down the defenses, knowing that sooner or later you will be hurt. It means tempering ideals and acknowledging the vulnerable and flawed reality of human beings.

Anne Perry

How much lies in laughter, the cipher-key wherewith we decipher the whole man.

_Carlyle._

Das Hohngelachter der Holle=--The scoffing laughter of Hell.

_Lessing._

Learn from the earliest days to inure your principles against the perils of ridicule: you can no more exercise your reason, if you live in the constant dread of laughter, than you can enjoy your life if you are in the constant terror of death.--_Sydney Smith._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

And when Siddhartha was listening attentively to this river, this song of a thousand voices, when he neither listened to the suffering nor the laughter, when he did not tie his soul to any particular voice and submerged his self into it, but when he heard them all, perceived the whole, the oneness, then the great song of the thousand voices consisted of a single word, which was Om: the perfection.

Hermann Hesse

On this hapless earth There's small sincerity of mirth, And laughter oft is but an art To drown the outcry of the heart.

Hartley Coleridge

If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted.

Eric Idle (born 29 March 1943

How much lies in laughter: the cipher key, wherewith we decipher the whole man!--_Carlyle._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

>Laughter almost ever cometh of things most disproportioned to ourselves.

_Sir P. Sidney._

Ellie lowered her voice dramatically. “She was a black witch. I can still hear her dreadful laughter as I ran away.” Elspeth translated this as—I said something silly and she began to laugh and I was offended.

M.C. Beaton

Well, because my name is Amy Cross, and I read romance novels – proudly. I don't care if a hundred people hear me snort with laughter, flush at the embarrassing connotations of black and white words, or flash naked men on the front covers of my reads. Fine literature can only be defined by how hot the sex scenes are. Well, at least in my book.

C.M. Stunich

>Laughter is one of the very privileges of reason, being confined to the human species.

_Leigh Hunt._

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Groucho Marx

We look before and after, / And pine for what is not; / E'en our sincerest laughter / With some pain is fraught; / Our sweetest songs are those which tell of saddest thought.

_Shelley._

>Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

Walt Disney Company

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

About Humor

O sons of earth, attempt ye still to rise, / By mountains piled on mountains, to the skies? / Heav'n still with laughter the vain toil surveys, / And buries madmen in the heaps they raise.

_Pope._

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

Robert Fulghum

>Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

Charlie Chaplin

I like the laughter that opens the lips and the heart, that shower at the same time pearls and the soul.--_Victor Hugo._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

As the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of a fool.

OLD TESTAMENT.     _Ecclesiastes vii. 6._

~Actors.~--Players, sir! I look upon them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs. But, sir, you will allow that some players are better than others? Yes, sir; as some dogs dance better than others.--_Johnson._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

Risum teneatis, amici?=--Can you refrain from laughter, my friends?

Horace.

Unextinguish'd laughter shakes the skies.

_Pope._

Sport, that wrinkled Care derides, And Laughter holding both his sides. Come and trip it as ye go, On the light fantastic toe.

JOHN MILTON. 1608-1674.     _L'Allegro. Line 31._

We look before and after, And pine for what is not; Our sincerest laughter With some pain is fraught; Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought.

PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY. 1792-1822.     _To a Skylark. Line 86._

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Edmund Burke (born 12 January 1729

From quiet homes and first beginning, Out to the undiscovered ends, There's nothing worth the wear of winning, But laughter and the love of friends.

Hilaire Belloc (born 27 July 1870

>Laughter is a most healthful exertion; it is one of the greatest helps to digestion with which I am acquainted; and the custom prevalent among our forefathers, of exciting it at table by jesters and buffoons, was founded on true medical principles.--_Dr. Hufeland._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

If conversation was the lyrics, laughter was the music, making time spent together a melody that could be replayed over and over without getting stale.

Nicholas Sparks

Depressingly hilarious and inspirationally cynical, Cat’s Cradle was a joy to behold, and the icy finale caused my jaw to drop to the floor, much to the apparent laughter of some nearby pre-teens, bless their little hearts.

Alexander Kosoris

Gelehrte Dummkopf=--A learned blockhead; dryasdust. [Greek: Gelos akairos en brotois deinon kakon]--Ill-timed laughter in men is a grievous evil.

_Men._

>Laughter is America's most important export.

Walter Elias "Walt" Disney

Sorrow is better than laughter; for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.

_Bible._

The music in his laughter had a way of rounding off the missing notes in her soul.

Gloria Naylor

>Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.

Walter Elias "Walt" Disney

Il riso fa buon sangue=--Laughter makes good blood; puts one in good humour.

_It. Pr._

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge — That myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts — That hope always triumphs over experience — That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death.

Robert Fulghum

Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him.

Charles Dickens ~ in ~ A Christmas Carol

From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

>Laughter, holding both his sides.

_Milton._

>Laughter comes from living." I shrug, try to sound indifferent. "I've never really been alive before.

Tahereh Mafi

Scrooge was better than his word. … He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God Bless Us, Every One!

Charles Dickens in A Christmas Carol (first published on 19 December 1843, but mistakenly suggested for this date

God has given us wit and flavour, and brightness and laughter, and perfumes to enliven the days of man's pilgrimage, and to charm his pained steps over the burning marl.

_Sydney Smith._

If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.

Charles Bukowski

I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.

Erma Bombeck (born 21 February 1927

And I once chanced to paint a picture which represented a divine subject, and it was bought by the lover of her whom it represented, and he wished to strip it of its divine character so as to be able to kiss it without offence. But finally his conscience overcame his desire and his lust and he was compelled to remove the picture from his house. Now go thou, poet, and describe a beautiful woman without giving the semblance of {124} the living thing, and with it arouse such desire in men! If thou sayest: I will describe then Hell and Paradise and other delights and terrors,--the painter will surpass thee, because he will set before thee things which in silence will [make thee] give utterance to such delight, and so terrify thee as to cause thee to wish to take flight. Painting stirs the senses more readily than poetry. And if thou sayest that by speech thou canst convulse a crowd with laughter or tears, I rejoin that it is not thou who stirrest the crowd, it is the pathos of the orator, and his mirth. A painter once painted a picture which caused everybody who saw it to yawn, and this happened every time the eye fell on the picture, which represented a person yawning. Others have painted libidinous acts of such sensuality that they have incited those who gazed on them to similar acts, and poetry could not do this.

Leonardo da Vinci     Thoughts on Art and Life

Those who would comfort us by bidding us forget our grief, and join their happy gatherings, do not know what comfort is. Hearts which have suffered have a right to what the world may call grief and sorrow, but what is really a quiet communion with those whom we love, and whom we can find no longer among the laughter of the happy.

Friedrich Max Müller     Thoughts on Life and Religion

Risu inepto res ineptior nulla est=--Nothing is more silly than silly laughter.

_Cat._

H?redis fletus sub persona risus est=--The weeping of an heir is laughter under a mask.

Proverb.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx

Michael sprang to his feet, then she gasped when he swung her up into his arms and whirled her in a circle. Her feet went flying out behind her and she clung to his neck as the yard spun around her. Michael kept spinning her in a circle as peals of laughter sounded from his strong throat. She was breathless by the time her feet landed on the ground, her head still whirling so badly she dared not let go of him lest she fall.

Elizabeth Camden

Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it’s like being young again. Colours seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn’t exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day’s work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there’s no need for continuous conversation, but you find you’re quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there’s a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that’s so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life.

Bob Marley

Let me play the fool; / With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come, / And let my liver rather heat with wine / Than my heart cool with mortifying groans.

_Mer. of Ven._, i. 1.

Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering.

Nicole Krauss

Two faces which resemble each other, neither of which alone causes our laughter, make us laugh, when together, by their resemblance.

Blaise Pascal     The Thoughts of Blaise Pascal

As a tree falls, so shall it lie.= _Pr._ [Greek: asbestos gelos]--Unquenchable, or Homeric, laughter.

Homer.

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

William Shakespeare

That so much time was wasted in this pain. Ten thousand years ago he might have let off down To not return again! A dreadful laugh at last escapes his lips; The laughter sets him free. A Fool lives in the Universe! he cries. The Fool is me! And with one final shake of laughter Breaks his bonds. The nails fall skittering to marble floors. And Christ, knelt at the rail, sees miracle As Man steps down in amiable wisdom To give himself what no one else can give: His liberty.

Ray Bradbury

And unextinguish'd laughter shakes the skies.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _The Iliad of Homer. Book i. Line 771._

Far from fearing, as an inferior artist would have done, the juxtaposition of the familiar and the divine, the wildest and most fantastic comedy with the loftiest and gravest tragedy, Shakespeare not only made such apparently discordant elements mutually heighten and complete the general effect which he contemplated, but in so doing teaches us that, in human life, the sublime and ridiculous are always side by side, and that the source of laughter is placed close by the fountain of tears.--_T. B. Shaw._

Maturin M. Ballou     Pearls of Thought

True humour springs not more from the head than from the heart; it is not contempt, its essence is love; it issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper. It is a sort of inverse sublimity, exalting, as it were, into our affections what is below us, while sublimity draws down into our affections what is above us.

_Carlyle._

Loud laughter is the mirth of the mob, who are only pleased with silly things; for true wit or good sense never excited a laugh since the creation of the world.

_Chesterfield._

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby

We should distinguish between laughter inspired by joy, and that which arises from mockery.

_Goldsmith._

And unextinguish'd laughter shakes the sky.

ALEXANDER POPE. 1688-1744.     _The Odyssey of Homer. Book viii. Line 366._

Truth may lie in laughter, and wisdom in a jest.

_Dr. W. Smith._

    The wise programmer is told about the Tao and follows it.  The average

programmer is told about the Tao and searches for it.  The foolish programmer

is told about the Tao and laughs at it.  If it were not for laughter, there

would be no Tao.

    The highest sounds are the hardest to hear.  Going forward is a way to

retreat.  Greater talent shows itself late in life.  Even a perfect program

still has bugs.

        -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

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O slender as a willow-wand!  O clearer than clear water!

O reed by the living pool!  Fair river-daughter!

O spring-time and summer-time, and spring again after!

O wind on the waterfall, and the leaves' laughter!

        -- J. R. R. Tolkien

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It was a fine, sweet night, the nicest since my divorce, maybe the nicest

since the middle of my marriage.  There was energy, softness, grace and

>laughter.  I even took my socks off.  In my circle, that means class.

        -- Andrew Bergman "The Big Kiss-off of 1944"

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

        -- Mark Twain

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Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,

And danced the skies on laughter silvered wings;

Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth

Of sun-split clouds and done a hundred things

You have not dreamed of --

Wheeled and soared and swung

High in the sunlit silence.

Hovering there

I've chased the shouting wind along and flung

My eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up along delirious, burning blue

I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace,

Where never lark, or even eagle flew;

And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod

The high untrespassed sanctity of space,

Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

        -- John Gillespie Magee Jr., "High Flight"

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It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,

Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.

It lies behind starts and under hills,

And empty holes it fills.

It comes first and follows after,

Ends life, kills laughter.

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Article the Third:

    Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should

    enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change.  Public announcements and

    guided tours of the aforementioned are not necessary.

Article the Fourth:

    The decision to eat strained lamb or not should be with the "feedee"

    and not the "feeder".  Blowing the strained lamb into the feeder's

    face should be accepted as an opinion, not as a declaration of war.

Article the Fifth:

    Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize, whether it be in church,

    a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the

    lights are out.  They have not yet learned that joy and laughter have

    to last a lifetime and must be conserved.

        -- Erma Bombeck, "A Baby's Bill of Rights"

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        The Worst Lines of Verse

For a start, we can rule out James Grainger's promising line:

    "Come, muse, let us sing of rats."

Grainger (1721-67) did not have the courage of his convictions and deleted

these words on discovering that his listeners dissolved into spontaneous

>laughter the instant they were read out.

    No such reluctance afflicted Adam Lindsay Gordon (1833-70) who was

inspired by the subject of war.

    "Flash! flash! bang! bang! and we blazed away,

    And the grey roof reddened and rang;

    Flash! flash! and I felt his bullet flay

    The tip of my ear.  Flash! bang!"

By contrast, Cheshire cheese provoked John Armstrong (1709-79):

    "... that which Cestria sends, tenacious paste of solid milk..."

While John Bidlake was guided by a compassion for vegetables:

    "The sluggard carrot sleeps his day in bed,

    The crippled pea alone that cannot stand."

George Crabbe (1754-1832) wrote:

    "And I was ask'd and authorized to go

    To seek the firm of Clutterbuck and Co."

William Balmford explored the possibilities of religious verse:

    "So 'tis with Christians, Nature being weak

    While in this world, are liable to leak."

And William Wordsworth showed that he could do it if he really tried when

describing a pond:

    "I've measured it from side to side;

    Tis three feet long and two feet wide."

        -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

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